Egg Roll/Jelly Roll

Yesterday, my neighbor came over to borrow some cornstarch. He's a puppy-ish young guy, very endearing. He had borrowed a hammer before, so this wasn't entirely unprecedented. However I was happily surprised when he returned two warm egg rolls with the cornstarch. He needn't have protested about his inexperience making egg rolls. Usually I don't like egg rolls, but they were fantastic.

This morning I saw a video of a jelly roll (ok, jelly donut) in a freestyle rap competition. The pastry hed his own, but what I really loved was the name of the competition: Tourette's Without Regrets.